quiltlow

now that i am unemployed but not yet fired I feel useless and failure and scared of all that is around me.
 Carl sent me this and it did make me smile.

Universal Laws of the Office...

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.

If you can stay calm while all around you there's chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong 14 times gives you job security.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

Hang in there, retirement is only 30 years away!

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

I had fresh inventory which meant I had to get up at 4am to be at work at 5am just to put my hands in the freezer to count Shrimp and everything else I had to get the Store Manager involved with an angry co worker who was saying things about me I think the world of the this guy He really tries to be decent I am tried of doing all the work and others taking the credit.

I had the day off and we went to church I worried very little so that I have to work tomorrow night because I have store inventory on Tuesday

So I had to sit in on jury. It was pretty interested. Then I found out that I was going to get paid for the time I spent in Court so it was really great